You've got a little mischief in you, Valenti. Knowing this place, I doubt this'll be the last time I get all soft and squishy. You'll just have to be in the right place at the right time to see it happen.
It's perfect. Now I've owned three crowns. I feel like a collector. You're right. Fuck this place.
Nah. Now I've totally got to get you something amazing, though. Gauntlet: Thrown.
Yours, one as king, one as queen. There was a plot to get me and El deposed and it worked, but we tried to get an election to take place to get Eliot back in power, only... The people... Well, mostly the talking animals elected me as a write-in candidate for king.
Oh Margo, this is not a game you want to play but bring it on.
Put on the throne by the people. Well then. That's pretty impressive. Even if the people are four legged. At least I assume they are and it's not on two legs and anthropomorphic.
Four legged indeed. All because I stopped to talk with them on the campaign trail with Eliot and they liked how I felt about the treatment of animals in Fillory.
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Left on the counter in the apartment
One holds her collar, with a simple note: For my favorite nurse
The other has a folded note atop the item within: Your Highness. I know it's not the same but it's only right.
text, un: highking
Which, by that, I guess I mean thank you. They're both beautiful.
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You're welcome. When I saw the crown I couldn't resist. Fuck this place and it's games.
And yes, I know, they likely read our texts.
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It's perfect. Now I've owned three crowns. I feel like a collector. You're right. Fuck this place.
We're totally going to the People Zoo in style.
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Now you're just challenging me to make sure I keep giving you gifts. I see how it is.
Okay, I'll ask. One as King. Mine. Where's the third come in?
If we have to go, we go together?
Seriously though, have you been sent there?
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Nah. Now I've totally got to get you something amazing, though. Gauntlet: Thrown.
Yours, one as king, one as queen. There was a plot to get me and El deposed and it worked, but we tried to get an election to take place to get Eliot back in power, only... The people... Well, mostly the talking animals elected me as a write-in candidate for king.
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Oh Margo, this is not a game you want to play but bring it on.
Put on the throne by the people. Well then. That's pretty impressive. Even if the people are four legged. At least I assume they are and it's not on two legs and anthropomorphic.
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It's a game I intend to win.
Four legged indeed. All because I stopped to talk with them on the campaign trail with Eliot and they liked how I felt about the treatment of animals in Fillory.
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Oh we'll see about that.
So basically you treated them as equal, and sadly no one else had? You're changing my opinion of royalty with stories like that.
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You know, your ego could stand to be knocked down a peg. It'd be kinda funny if I managed to do that with the perfect gift.
Well, I was a damn good king. I'm not even being cocky.
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Shopping for others is one of the things I do best.
I truly do believe that, Your Highness.
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Game on!
I think I needed to hear that.