Cuddlr for Eudio

[ibiza]

Margo Hanson (24) Magic student, excellent hostess, high queen of a country previously thought to only exist in children's literature. I like a variety of people, so it's useless trying to tell you who does and doesn't fit in here, but if you think you're going to bore me you probably shouldn't even try.

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Comments

[banditings]

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What sorts of things bore you?

How did you come to be a queen of a place like that?

[ibiza]

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People who try too hard, the missionary position, putt putt, various things.

My friends and I found our way over there and found out that my best friend had royal blood. They crowned him High King, me High Queen, and our two friends King and Queen. He's here in Eudio but has no memory of what happened over there. Too bad. He made a badass monarch.

[banditings]

[ Emori only knows really what 2 of those 3 things are. Putt putt? ]

Oh, I see. What's the difference between High King and Queen and King and Queen?

[ibiza]

Power. High King has more pull than King and High Queen has more pull than Queen.

[banditings]

It seems like a strange way to title things.

[ibiza]

Fillory is a strange place. They have talking sloths. One of them is my royal advisor.

[banditings]

Is everyone there really high?

[ibiza]

God, don't I wish. No, there are legitimate talking animals there. Centaurs and shit, too.

[banditings]

It is like nothing I have ever heard before.

[ibiza]

It's amazing and magical until you get to the part where they treat women like crap.

[banditings]

Why do they?

[ibiza]

They're old fashioned. They believe women are delicate flowers and men are the strong protectors and therefore men should have the final say in everything. It's bullshit, personally, but they think they're right.

[banditings]

I see. That is bullshit. There is not as much such prejudice where I am from.

[ibiza]

Where are you from? Sounds like I should relocate there.

[banditings]

It is primitive in a lot of other ways. It might not be to your standards.

[ibiza]

How primitive?

[banditings]

It is far in the future after humanity almost destroyed itself.

[ From what she's gathered between what she knows from those who are like her and those who come from the sky. ]

[ibiza]

That's kind of depressing, but hey, nobody can say you're not a survivor.

[ This is a compliment in the Land of Margo. ]

[banditings]

It doesn't feel very depressing for someone like me. It was a long time ago so we only knew what we had.

The reason I'm survivor is not because of that.

[ibiza]

But you still agree that you're a survivor.

[banditings]

Yes.

[ibiza]

More power to you. That's something to be proud of.

[banditings]

I suppose that it is.

[dazzlingdysfunction]

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Flawless as always, Bambi.

[ibiza]

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Thanks, El! Automatic check from me. This is a shade cuter than Tinder, isn't it?

[dazzlingdysfunction]

It seems at least 75% less skeevy.

Might be the lack of dick pics as profile pics.

[ibiza]

Hmm. Yeah, that's definitely a factor. Something tells me all you'd have to do is ask some of these guys and you'd get a dick pic pronto, anyway.

[dazzlingdysfunction]

Oh without a doubt. But it's a nice change of pace to have them wait until they're asked. It's like a surprise that way.

[ibiza]

My kind of surprise.

By the way, I met someone who knows all about the scene here. Danny. Gave me directions to a guy who sells weed who apparently knows a guy who sells mushrooms. It's not the same as home, but it's something.

[dazzlingdysfunction]

Honestly, what would I do without you?

Don't answer that, we both know the answer is both pathetic and depressing and I'd rather celebrate your networking skills.

[ibiza]

Aw, babe.

Yes, celebration is necessary. Since we don't have our little chic haven yet, let's get together at my apartment. I've made it fairly cozy. We can chill out and let our minds wander.

[rayburn]

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[Technically he did this once already, and yet.]

High Queen of the dance floor and good fucking times. Pretty sure I won't bore you, but if that fails I'm always fine finding other ways to be entertaining.

[ibiza]

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As if you could be anything but entertaining. You always get a check.

[rayburn]

Always good to hear. You know where to find me any time you're looking for a good time.

[ibiza]

My realtor has been dragging me to houses lately, but I'll find some time for you and the second I find the right place you will be the first person invited to the housewarming party. It won't be as dull as the name suggests.

[rayburn]

I don't think I'd ever believe you capable of hosting a dull party. I'll be looking forward to it.